versaceslut:

okay but this slayed me

Listening to applause just depresses me because back when it came out I was so excited for ARTPOP and thought it was all gonna be so amazing and it’s just been a complete mess

You: u smell so good!!! What are you wearing?
Me: beef

butttom:

when mutuals reblog something from my ex mutuals

image

twinkvogue:

enigmapop:

me

GODDDDDD

grumpyspacetoad:

fun fact about being gay: you do all that high school emotional shit in your twenties because you didn’t get to do it in your teens

Why do the gays get so upset when I don’t respond

Why do the gays get so upset when I don’t respond

anustartpop:

welcome to the cheek to cheek ball. NOW WALTZ U MOTHERFUCKERS!