elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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gymleaderkyle:

jenamaroney:

"steal her style"
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Steal her Style: Cordelia Foxx

Chanel white sheer blouse with black collar ($2,186)

Mikimoto pearl strand lariat with white gold diamond clasp ($13,550)

Vera Wang paisley embroidered handkerchief: ($412)

Fendi black pencil skirt: ($3,896)

beyonseh:

omfg

the-gasoline-station:

Perfection
by R.J. Caputo

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

@ladygaga: Every day I like to wake up + hear Ella’s voice. It used to make me sad bc I missed singing this way. Not anymore. 🎺🎶

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???