iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
Cat: *paws me*
Cat: *bites me*
Cat: *kicks me*
Cat: *scratches me*
Cat: *runs away immediately*
Me:
Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*
Me: Cats are
Me: the best

artslay:

enigmagayman:

being a beyonce stan seems so easy like all you have to do is post a gif of her flipping her hair around and doing that walk (like she always does) and then add a caption like “beyonce slaying all of your faves” and then everyone just loves it

Being a lady gaga stan is so easy all you have to do is post a gif of someone vomitting and caption it with ‘fuck you pop music this is artpop’

Being a Katy Perry stan is probably the easiest tho because like all you have to do is be delusional 

being a beyonce stan seems so easy like all you have to do is post a gif of her flipping her hair around and doing that walk (like she always does) and then add a caption like “beyonce slaying all of your faves” and then everyone just loves it

art-rebellion:

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

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buttrimming:

on another episode on Gaga being aesthetically pleasing enough for a pale/alternative blog but people actually not realising it’s her

buttrimming:

on another episode on Gaga being aesthetically pleasing enough for a pale/alternative blog but people actually not realising it’s her

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Stalker

Stalker

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

I just love how sia is singlehandedly responsible for like 80% of all pop hits and I want to be her